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About teajerk

I'm the kinda guy you see when you go fishing. And i don't mean fishing some turtles or stuff, i mean the real deal. I also enjoy collecting fossil dinosaur excrement, watching cats eating my sunglasses and using my psychic energy to control three-legged raccoon dogs. You know, the usual stuff. I mean overall, I'm just a human being as well amn't I. Enjoy my reviews or simply don't. Either way you won't come up to the same satisfaction you get when chasing bears. Oh and don't forget to comment some random stuff I won't ever read anyway. Thanks.

Persönliche Charts – Alben 2013 – Teil 2

Hallo. Hier meine Platz 1-10 Alben von 2013. Achja, und Frohe Weihnachten. 10 Galaxy Space Man – … But Heaven Is Clear Das Debütalbum dieser Hamburger Band konnte ich glücklicherweise dieses Jahr noch entdecken. Ich war nach wenigen Sekunden reinhören … Continue reading

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Persönliche Charts – Alben 2013 – Teil 1

Hallo. Hier meine Platz 11-20 Alben von 2013: 20 Nine Inch Nails – Hesitation Marks Die Erwartungen waren selbstverständlich groß, 5 Jahre gab es wenig von Trent Reznors Hauptprojekt zu hören. Ich persönlich wurde mit diesem Album auf jeden Fall … Continue reading

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Mogwai – Earth Division EP Review

Hello people! The guy who reviews music and apparently enjoys eating turtles is back! A month ago, a bunch of highly talented scottish musicians who call themselves “Mogwai” released a new EP called Earth Division. 7 months after the release … Continue reading

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Remember Remember – The Quickening Review

Good Morning, Supercaptains! I haven’t been on here for a while now due to several rather boring reasons. Anyway, in the meantime a lot of new albums have been released and I decided to start off reviewing the new Remember … Continue reading

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Epic45 – Weathering Review

Hi guys, thereviewingturtleeater here again for another review. Been a little busy last week, hence there was no review. Hope this devastatingly long period without a new juicy review didn’t make you feel the urge of commiting suicide or eating … Continue reading

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Final Days Society – Ours Is Not A Caravan Of Despair Review

I’m talking about a swedish shoegaze/post-rock band now. No, I am not talking about Ef. Nor am I talking about pg.lost. I’m talking about Final Days Society who released their sophomore LP four months ago! It is called “Ours Is Not … Continue reading

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Own Header Image….How cool is that?

Guys, as you can see I edited the looks of the page a bit. You might say it has become a bit lighter now. I also got a new Header image made by a friend from Sweden (check out his … Continue reading

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